🃏 The Wire’s Daily Chuckle
Welcome to The Wire’s Humor Column, where we serve up daily laughs, witty takes, and a side of sarcasm to keep things interesting. Life’s too short to be serious all the time—so sit back, relax, and enjoy a joke (or ten).
Welcome to The Wire’s Humor Column, where we serve up daily laughs, witty takes, and a side of sarcasm to keep things interesting. Life’s too short to be serious all the time—so sit back, relax, and enjoy a joke (or ten).
J.O.D
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory.
A satisfactory.
🤣 Jokes Archive
A collection of past jokes—because laughter is worth revisiting.
A collection of past jokes—because laughter is worth revisiting.
📍 Why did the cow become an astronaut?
➡️ So it could walk on the moooon!
📍 Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar?
➡️ Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
📍 Why did the computer catch a cold?
➡️ Because it left its Windows open!
📍 Why don't secret agents ever get caught telling jokes?
➡️ Because they always keep them classified!
📍 Why did the banker switch careers?
➡️ Because he lost interest!
📍 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
➡️ In case he got a hole in one!
📍 What did one wall say to the other wall?
➡️ "I'll meet you at the corner!"
📍 Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
➡️ Because he was outstanding in his field!
📍 Why don’t skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?
➡️ Because they have no body to go with!
📍 Why did the coffee file a police report?
➡️ Because it got mugged!
📍 Why don’t koalas count as bears?
➡️ Because they don’t have the right koalafications!
📍 Why did the tomato turn red?
➡️ Because it saw the salad dressing!
📍 Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
➡️ Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
📍 Why did the math book look sad?
➡️ Because it had too many problems!
📍 Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
➡️ Because they might crack up!
📍 Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
➡️ Because then it would be a foot!
📍 Why did the bicycle fall over?
➡️ Because it was two-tired!
📍 Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
➡️ Because they’re shellfish!
📍 Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
➡️ Because they don’t have the guts!
📍 Why did the scarecrow win an award?
➡️ Because he was outstanding in his field!
➡️ So it could walk on the moooon!
📍 Why did the leprechaun bring a ladder to the bar?
➡️ Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
📍 Why did the computer catch a cold?
➡️ Because it left its Windows open!
📍 Why don't secret agents ever get caught telling jokes?
➡️ Because they always keep them classified!
📍 Why did the banker switch careers?
➡️ Because he lost interest!
📍 Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
➡️ In case he got a hole in one!
📍 What did one wall say to the other wall?
➡️ "I'll meet you at the corner!"
📍 Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
➡️ Because he was outstanding in his field!
📍 Why don’t skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?
➡️ Because they have no body to go with!
📍 Why did the coffee file a police report?
➡️ Because it got mugged!
📍 Why don’t koalas count as bears?
➡️ Because they don’t have the right koalafications!
📍 Why did the tomato turn red?
➡️ Because it saw the salad dressing!
📍 Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
➡️ Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
📍 Why did the math book look sad?
➡️ Because it had too many problems!
📍 Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
➡️ Because they might crack up!
📍 Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
➡️ Because then it would be a foot!
📍 Why did the bicycle fall over?
➡️ Because it was two-tired!
📍 Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
➡️ Because they’re shellfish!
📍 Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
➡️ Because they don’t have the guts!
📍 Why did the scarecrow win an award?
➡️ Because he was outstanding in his field!
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